Happy Holidays N'at!!

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I just want to wish everyone a Happy Holidays and a wonderful start to the New Year!

Please enjoy this collection of videos and music I have selected below :)

Walking in the Air from The Snowman

The song 'Walking In The Air' from the animated short 'The Snowman' by Raymond Briggs. It was written by Howard Blake and in this recording sung by Peter Auty.

Carol Of The Bells -- Celtic Woman

From The Christmas Album "Celtic Woman - A Christmas Celebration" LIVE

Animals Sing "12 Days of Christmas"

A Mad Russian's Christmas -- Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Olympic Figure Skater Johnny Weir

Fashion on Ice (November 2011)

Skating to Ave Maria -- Josh Groban

Varpunen Jouluaamuna -- Suvi Teräsniska

A Sparrow on Christmas Morning

Finnish Christmas Carol

The Little Drummer Boy in Finnish Language

Clicky the link it will take you to song! (Points down)

Pieni rumpali -- Tony Kakko (Raskaampaa joulua)

The Prayer -- Charlotte Church featuring Josh Groban

Rejoice -- Il Divo

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From Stars Wars to Anvil!

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In 2009 almost everyone I knew who had a Facebook account was using the Living Social application to take mini quizzes (memes) about almost every topic imaginable. These quizzes were insanely popular because not only could you tell the world, for example, what kind of superhero you were, but you could create your own quiz for your friends to take. By August of that same year it had reached fever pitch. I couldn’t log onto Facebook without seeing quiz after quiz from every single one of my friends.

Which Character on House M.D. Are You?

What Color is Your Aura?

What Animal Are You?

Initially I was against these quizzes, mostly due to privacy issues, but also because they were a giant fad and I had better things to do with my time. (Like write my thesis). However after some exploring I found a few quizzes I thought I could relate to and I also didn’t see anyone else posting them. One of these was a documentary type application where you list the last five movies you watched.

So at the end of August I posted my first batch of movies. It was then that I got the idea to keep track of what movies I watched for an entire year. I would post them on Facebook as well as write them down on paper (just in case Facebook screwed up). After a year had come and gone and I looked at my list, I noticed a few things:

• I’ll watch pretty much any movie except for ‘chick flicks’ (there are a few notable exceptions)
• I only watched one movie more than once (marked with a #)
• If I haven’t seen a movie before, and it interests me, the 'critics' tend to have no influence on my final decision. (again exceptions always exist)
• Except for three movies on this list, (marked with *) all of the movies were either viewed in the comfort of my own home, or with friends in their homes.
  
• The three movies marked with a * were viewed in the theater.
  

So, with that in mind, here is my year of movies from August 2009 – August 2010

PS: Each movie title is a hyperlink to its corresponding Internet Movie Database page. (Clicky)


1. Star Wars IV A New Hope (1977)


2. Star Wars V The Empire Strikes Back (1980)


3. Star Wars VI Return of the Jedi (1983)


4. Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) #


5. The City of Lost Children (1995)


6. Krull (1983)


7. Jeffery (1995)


8. The Pianist (2002)


9. Ghostbusters (1984)


10. Fright Night (1985)


11. Constantine (2005)


12. Glory (1989)


13. The Fugitive (1993)


14. The Bird Cage (1996)


15. The Client (1994)


16. Alien Nation (1998)


17. Practical Magic (1998)


18. I’ll Be There (2003)


19. Pitch Black (2000)


20. History of the World Part 1 (1981)


21. The Princess Bride (1987)


22. Sudden Death (1995)


23. The Strangers (2008)


24. The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)


25. Julie and Julia (2009) *


26. Carnival of Souls (1962)


27. The Twins Effect (Chin gei bin) [2003]


28. Road House (1989)


29. Men in Black (1997)


30. Entrapment (1999)


31. The Blob (1958)


32. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)


33. The Crow (1994)


34. Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979)


35. Beetle Juice (1988)


36. Jacob’s Ladder (1990)


37. The Devil Bat (1940)


38. Cemetery Man (1994)


39. Hocus Pocus (1993)


40. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)


41. Where the Wild Things Are (2009) *


42. The Green Mile (1999)


43. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)


44. My Cousin Vinny (1992)


45. The Patriot (2000)


46. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)


47. Gladiator (2000)


48. Major League (1989)


49. A Perfect Murder (1998)


50. Flesh + Blood (1985)


51. Invictus (2009) *


52. The Legend of Zorro (2005)


53. Prancer (1989)


54. Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983)


55. Taken (2008)


56. Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) #


57. The Enforcer (1976)


58. Matewan (1987)


59. P2 (2007)


60. The English Patient (1996)


61. Space Cowboys (2000)


62. A Clockwork Orange (1971)


63. Proof of Life (2000)


64. Death Becomes Her (1992)


65. Dracula – Dead and Loving It (1995)


66. Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991)


67. Donnie Brasco (1997)


68. Silence of the Lambs (1991)


69. The Craft (1996)


70. The Replacements (2000)


71. Ghost in the Shell (1995)


72. Blazing Saddles (1974)


73. Coraline (2009)


74. Pop Star on Ice (2009)


75. The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)


76. October Sky (1999)


77. The Goonies (1985)


78. Requiem for a Dream (2000)


79. Youngblood (1986)


80. George and the Dragon [Dragon Sword] (2004)


81. The Promise [Wu Ji] (2005)


82. The Handmaid’s Tale (1990)


83. Weird Science (1985)


84. Swordfish (2001)


85. Spellbinder (1988)


86. A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999)


87. Romancing the Stone (1984)


88. The Dark Knight (2008)


89. White Sands (1992)


90. Clue (1985)


91. The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)


92. Fly Away Home (1996)


93. The Blues Brothers (1980)


94. Ed Wood (1994)


95. Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)


96. Stargate (1994)


97. Inkheart (2008)


98. Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)


99. The Man with One Red Shoe (1985)


100. Dr. Zhivago (1965)


101. The Prisoner (2009) [TV Miniseries]


102. Bugsy (1991)


103. O Brother Where Art Thou? (2000)


104. Unforgiven (1992)


105. Dead Alive (1992)


106. Shakespeare in Love (1998)


107. Shrek (2001)


108. Dead Poets Society (1989)


109. Tropic Thunder (2008)


110. 28 Days Later … (2002)


111. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)


112. Batman (1966)


113. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)


114. Reign of Fire (2002)


115. Gosford Park (2001)


116. The Iron Monkey (1993)


117. The Adventures of Pricilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)


118. Muriel’s Wedding (1994)


119. BMX Bandits (1983)


120. A League of Their Own (1992)


121. Conan the Barbarian (1982)


122. The Glimmer Man (1996)


123. Evita (1996)


124. Heavy Weights (1995)


125. From Dusk Til Dawn (1996)


126. The Karate Kid (1984)


127. Man on Wire (2008)


128. Die Mommie Die! (2003)


129. Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006)


130. To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)


131. Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)


132. Jumanji (1995)


133. Gorillas in the Mist: The Story of Dian Fossey (1998)


134. Love is a Many-Splendored Thing (1955)


135. The Avengers (1998)


136. Moulin Rouge! (2001)


137. The Outsiders (1983)


138. Ultraviolet (2006)


139. The Breakfast Club (1985)


140. The World’s Greatest Lover (1977)


141. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923)


142. The Gathering (2003)


143. Basic Instinct (1992)


144. White Zombie (1932)


145. King Kong (1933)


146. Run Wild the Fields (2000) [TV Movie)


147. The Body (2001)


148. Son of the Dragon (2006) [TV Miniseries]


149. Murder at 1600 (1997)


150. Men of Honor (2000)


151. Romeo + Juliet (1996)


152. The Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian (2008)


153. Aliens (1986)


154. Planet of the Apes (2001)


155. Gentleman Prefer Blondes (1953)


156. Working Girl (1988)


157. I am Legend (2007)


158. My Sassy Girl [Yeopgijeogin geunyeo] (2001)


159. St. Emo’s Fire (1985)


160. The Sandlot (1993)


161. City of Angels (1998)


162. Now and Then (1995)


163. Pearl Harbor (2001)


164. Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)


165. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001)


166. Curse of the Golden Flower (2006)


167. Lady Chatterley (2006) [French version]


168. Milk (2008)


169. Adventures of Don Juan (1948)


170. Anvil! The Story of Anvil. (2008)

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Laughter is the Best Medicine

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According to the latest medical/scientific research;

Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert."

Source: thehelpguide.org

So .... have you laughed today??

"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"
so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
~Steven Wright






VIDEO: Funny Interpretative Dance: 'Don't Stop Me Now'







WHAT?





"I put tape on the mirrors in my house
so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension."
~Steven Wright






VIDEO: Cat Tank Wars - Mission: Kibble








Image Credit: Karaul






"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet,
what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
~Steven Wright






VIDEO: Infomercial Parody: Shamwow






Super squirrel!!






"I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again."
~Steven Wright

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Bang Head Here

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Have you ever have one of those days when everything in the entire universe decided to go wrong? During the past seven months, I've had plenty of those days. Days that made me want to scream out loud for hours on end. Days that made me want to utter nonsensical gibberish that only I could understand, in a language that was decipherable to my ears.

Days that were filled with crazy theories, gross miscalculations, government conspiracies, heat waves, snow storms, monsoons, earthquakes, stupid people in large groups, congress critters, freak injuries, random walls appearing out of nowhere, (ok, maybe that one was just me), internet spam, hypochondriacs, loud screaming children, and people who didn't know how to sing, It's enough to make you want to bang your head against the wall.

(Click twice to make it larger)

Good thing I have a Stress Reduction Kit.

Of course, when that didn't work, or when I already had a migraine from one of the irritations listed above, I needed a quick, witty, or sarcastic expression to relieve the pressure built up inside.

I am used to relying on one go to phrase for almost any situation, however, due to an influx of stress, I had find some other means to express my agitation. I found the following list on a website a long time ago, (and have since forgotten the name of said website). Apart from helping to reduce tension, they also induce laughter when used in the correct context.

Things to Say When You're Stressed:

• "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unscrew you."

• "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing."

• "Well this day was a total waste of make-up."

• "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"

• "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."

• "Do I look like a people person?"

• "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting."

• "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."

• "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose."

• "Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?

• "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."

• "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

• "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

• "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable."

• "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet."

• "Back off!!! You're standing in my aura."

• "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."

• "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."

• "Not all men are annoying . Some are dead."

• "Wait ... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

• "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."

• "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."

• "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"

• "Earth is full. Go home."

• "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"

• "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

• "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

• "You are depriving some village of an idiot."

• "If assholes could fly, this place would be a freaking airport."
  

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Volume I

Every time I sit down to watch a little television, I'm faced with the knowledge, that my favorite program will be unceremoniously interrupted by thirty second blips twice the volume of the actual show. Wow, that was a mouthful. While most tend to range from slight annoyances to full on headaches, there are on occasion a rare few that do not leave my brain twitching. So, in between yelling at the TV when the advertisements cycle through and reaching for the remote to push the mute button, (which I find happens more often than not lately), I've noticed a number of intriguing aspects. These observations have led me to compile a list, with the first installment following below:

Ground beef is a vegetable
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3vbzeA2Hsk)

Dogs use safety deposit boxes too.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G7bGBUlx2M)

Not having Verizon Wireless is like being in a horror film scenario
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwOTJohWark)

A polar bear will hug you if you buy a Nissan Leaf (car)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNeEVkhTutY)

Shop online, so you can avoid having your body literally ripped apart by another crazed shopper.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ge6teiQdeQ)

A Snuggie can be both stylish and warm while also embarrassing your family members as well as total strangers.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wddaEpiYRrg)

Beware of spiders, they have amazing strength and will toss you against the wall like you are nothing.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGkOyYwhpcE)

Hamsters drive cars while listening to rap music
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJnqbudMzs)

Goats are excellent jazz musicians
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKrX85pcoY)

Old Spice Guy > Ray Lewis
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE) (Old Spice Guy)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLN6DuHXPQ) (Ray Lewis)

There's a family of mucus hicks(hillbillies) living inside your nose
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5CAlE9nxn0)

Women have orgasms from shampooing their hair
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHNqW0wNlZw)

When my cat can't find it's litter box it's a good thing ...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi6Sg3AdVNo)

Guinness beer caused evolution , and yet when men drink it, it turns them back into cavemen.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t4sdgvy-pk)

The chance to get a Klondike Bar will make you do anything. Even massage your mother-in-law's feet.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctyQ9TXLEkQ)

Eating Twix will compel you to become a human Curling stone, using the office floor as the ice
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ht4__CbT80)

Despite the fact that Godaddy.com is actually a domain hosting site one could never tell by their ads. As far as the average viewer is concerned Godaddy.com might as well be a porn site.

Even Lysacek + applesauce = Disturbing

Furniture is terrified of all cleaning products other than Pledge Multi Surface

Your home is only truly clean if you kill 99.7 % of all known germs

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Coming soon:

• Volume II

• Super Bowl Edition

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