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Every time I sit down to watch a little television, I'm faced with the knowledge, that my favorite program will be unceremoniously interrupted by thirty second blips twice the volume of the actual show. Wow, that was a mouthful. While most tend to range from slight annoyances to full on headaches, there are on occasion a rare few that do not leave my brain twitching. So, in between yelling at the TV when the advertisements cycle through and reaching for the remote to push the mute button, (which I find happens more often than not lately), I've noticed a number of intriguing aspects. These observations have led me to compile a list, with the first installment following below:
Not having Verizon Wireless is like being in a horror film scenario
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwOTJohWark)
A polar bear will hug you if you buy a Nissan Leaf (car)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNeEVkhTutY)
Shop online, so you can avoid having your body literally ripped apart by another crazed shopper.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ge6teiQdeQ)
A Snuggie can be both stylish and warm while also embarrassing your family members as well as total strangers.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wddaEpiYRrg)
Beware of spiders, they have amazing strength and will toss you against the wall like you are nothing.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGkOyYwhpcE)
Hamsters drive cars while listening to rap music
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJnqbudMzs)
Goats are excellent jazz musicians
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKrX85pcoY)
Old Spice Guy > Ray Lewis
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE) (Old Spice Guy)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLN6DuHXPQ) (Ray Lewis)
There's a family of mucus hicks(hillbillies) living inside your nose
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5CAlE9nxn0)
Women have orgasms from shampooing their hair
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHNqW0wNlZw)
When my cat can't find it's litter box it's a good thing ...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi6Sg3AdVNo)
Guinness beer caused evolution , and yet when men drink it, it turns them back into cavemen.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t4sdgvy-pk)
The chance to get a Klondike Bar will make you do anything. Even massage your mother-in-law's feet.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctyQ9TXLEkQ)
Eating Twix will compel you to become a human Curling stone, using the office floor as the ice
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ht4__CbT80)
Despite the fact that Godaddy.com is actually a domain hosting site one could never tell by their ads. As far as the average viewer is concerned Godaddy.com might as well be a porn site.
Even Lysacek + applesauce = Disturbing
Furniture is terrified of all cleaning products other than Pledge Multi Surface
Your home is only truly clean if you kill 99.7 % of all known germs
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Ground beef is a vegetable
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3vbzeA2Hsk)
Dogs use safety deposit boxes too.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G7bGBUlx2M)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3vbzeA2Hsk)
Dogs use safety deposit boxes too.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G7bGBUlx2M)
Not having Verizon Wireless is like being in a horror film scenario
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwOTJohWark)
A polar bear will hug you if you buy a Nissan Leaf (car)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNeEVkhTutY)
Shop online, so you can avoid having your body literally ripped apart by another crazed shopper.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ge6teiQdeQ)
A Snuggie can be both stylish and warm while also embarrassing your family members as well as total strangers.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wddaEpiYRrg)
Beware of spiders, they have amazing strength and will toss you against the wall like you are nothing.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGkOyYwhpcE)
Hamsters drive cars while listening to rap music
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJnqbudMzs)
Goats are excellent jazz musicians
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKrX85pcoY)
Old Spice Guy > Ray Lewis
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE) (Old Spice Guy)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLN6DuHXPQ) (Ray Lewis)
There's a family of mucus hicks(hillbillies) living inside your nose
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5CAlE9nxn0)
Women have orgasms from shampooing their hair
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHNqW0wNlZw)
When my cat can't find it's litter box it's a good thing ...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi6Sg3AdVNo)
Guinness beer caused evolution , and yet when men drink it, it turns them back into cavemen.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t4sdgvy-pk)
The chance to get a Klondike Bar will make you do anything. Even massage your mother-in-law's feet.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctyQ9TXLEkQ)
Eating Twix will compel you to become a human Curling stone, using the office floor as the ice
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ht4__CbT80)
Despite the fact that Godaddy.com is actually a domain hosting site one could never tell by their ads. As far as the average viewer is concerned Godaddy.com might as well be a porn site.
Even Lysacek + applesauce = Disturbing
Furniture is terrified of all cleaning products other than Pledge Multi Surface
Your home is only truly clean if you kill 99.7 % of all known germs
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Coming soon:
- Volume II
- Super Bowl Edition
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Comments
Questions
Queries
-------?
Drop me a line
Leave me a message
Let me know what you thought!
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